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[Shea Gunther]

Hi. I'm Shea. I'm a 30, will turn 31 next month, and I live in Maine. I make my living as a pro blogger specializing in environmental issues. I also make Tshirts.

I'm a Twitter whore, and a StumbleUpon fiend.

I met Christian when we were 18 year old freshman living across from each other in the dorms at the University of New Hampshire. I've been a huge fan of the SSP since day one.

So who are you?

[Tonie]

I'm Tonie, I'll be 32 next month..yikes! I'm a lazy SAHM who hangs out on myspace and youtube most of the day. Well, until my husband gets home from work, then I get busy doing laundry and trying to look like I've been useful most of the day.
I have 4 kids who drive me to drink most nights after they are in bed...hey, I try to be responsible about it...ha ha

[Chris]

I spend a lot of time on youtube too. My user name's the same as the one i use here, you could add me and check out my material if you like. Do you do videos?

[Tonie]

I have a couple of photo collage/vids that i did a few years ago. Since then I've been pregnant and too busy with babies to work on any more. Maybe if I ever get out of my in-laws' home and get my stuff I'll get back on it..ha ha
I'm esmysterious on youtube, i'll see if i can find/ add ya there :)

[Dude on the couch]

I like long walks in the forest, followed by long walks on sandy beaches, followed by long beer benders, followed by candlelit dinners and of course no day is complete without playing "moonlight sonata" on a 16 key Casio-tone.

Wait, none of that was true except for the beer bender part.

Ah well.

I am a social worker, who translates this as spending all day on some social network. Fair enough.

I was a transient in LA, sleeping on a couch with some Emerson dudes including Christian in 1999. Had to leave to build my doomsday shelter.

Oh yeah, I play music from time to time...

[Calum]

Hello, I'm Calum. I'm 18 and I live in the UK, England to be precise.

Which means several things. I'm old enough to buy beer (In this country anyways), I love tea (about 8 cups a day) and I'm a student. I'm currently studying Film, Radio and TV at Christchurch Uni in Canterbury but next year I'll probably specialise in Screenwriting.

Like most SSP newbies the first video I watched and fell in love with was the Ode to Zach Braff and I've been a fan ever since.

The SSP seem like a great bunch of people and I love this website.

[scott]

Im Scott, I live in TN. Been a fan for 2 years. I do have a "sweet honda", and have known many people that act just like those in the video. Thankfully, I grew out of it. That video got me hooked, but I also play acoustic as well so I stayed for the musical talent and clever lyrics. I like Jack Johnson, DMB, the Punk Goes series, Soul Coughing, and of course, Mike Doughty. 28, married, no kids; wife says I'm 12 anyway. I can't believe the forum doesn't get more traffic!!

[julie ane crawford]

I'm Julie Anne from Ireland. I've three daughters btwn 6 and 12, Im in my thirties and I found this site thru the link on Ode to Zach Braff xx

[Tim Crum]

I joined the forum because I couldn't find the lyrics to SEXOFFENDA. Luckily, I am OCD enough to type out the lyrics (as best I could interpret them) myself. Enjoy:

SEXOFFENDA - The SuperSecretProject

Since I was a knee-high
I believed I never really had a chance
You see I was born with two left feet
And in addition to that I can’t dance

So when the DJ called all the people to the dance floor
I would always run and hide
Because I couldn’t do the hustle, or the locomotion
Or even the electric slide (boogie-boogie-boogie)

And while everyone else tried to learn the Macarena
Instead I would just head home
I would sit on my bed and feel sorry for myself
Until I thought of a dance of my own

Now there’s a new sensation sweeping the nation
From the floors of the club to the police station

So everybody do the SEXOFFENDA
I do the SEXOFFENDA right now
You don’t know to do the SEXOFFENDA
Well then the supersecretproject gonna show you how

First you take a step left then you take a step right
Then reach out and grab all genitalia in sight
Then squeeze it real fast before she screams out loud
Then take two steps back and disappear into the crowd

It’s a cat and mouse game
Of personal space
You’ve got to watch out for her boyfriend
And watch out for her mace

Make your presence felt
But stay out of sight
And if you get slapped in the face
It means you’re doing it wrong right

Everybody do the SEXOFFENDA
Do the SEXOFFENDA with me
Give yourself a night to remember
Give somebody else a repressed memory

Now everybody do the SEXOFFENDA
I wanna do the SEXOFFENDA with you
Not gonna touch you where I wouldn’t wanna be touched
Cause that’s the Golden Rule

You gotta look to the side
And grind those hips
You gotta reach out in front of you
And grab those tits

You gotta listen to the music
To feel the grove
Then double-check the bouncer
And make your move

And in the morning if you feel bad you can repent
Plus this is something easy to give up for lent
And if you don’t have the guts to try it with someone else
You can always stay at home and practice on yourself

So now just you do the SEXOFFENDA
Feel free to use the help of a DVD
Don’t stop doing the SEXOFFENDA
Until you see your own face on the registry

Move it move it… move it move it
Move it like a lawyer who sees a rich man dying

Shake it shake it… shake it shake it
Shake it like a baby that won’t stop crying

Work it work it… work it work it
Work it like a hooker too thin has her baby double give you at the same time
Is much to overweight and out of shape to demand top dollar yo

So everybody do the SEXOFFENDA
Everybody in the club do the dance with me
Dudes with mustaches (do the SEXOFFENDA)
Everybody in the lineup do the dance with me
Dudes with vans (do the SEXOFFENDA)
And everybody at the DMV would agree
Leaders of a sect (do the SEXOFFENDA)
Everybody on the ranch do the dance with me
My uncle in retrospect (he did the SEXOFFENDA)
He did it just to scare us on Christmas Eve
Your neighbor (probably does the SEXOFFENDA)
He does it while his wife is buying groceries
These bitches (should do the SEXOFFENDA)
Can I get these girls to do the SEXOFFENDA with me?
Seriously you bitches (you gonna do the SEXOFFENDA)
Whether you want to or not you’re gonna do it with me
Right now…
The supersecretproject does not condone the use of the SEXOFFENDA